"ME: Hello Dog. We've just been to Pets at Home. We've got you lots of presents.
DOG: Oh wow! A giant ball! I love it! A new bone! I love it! A tuggy toy! I love it! New chews! I love them! You're amazing! What do I play with first?! I'm so happy!!!
ME: Lilith, we got you a new toy too. *dangles new ribbony, feathery cat toy in front of cat*
CAT: You're utterly pathetic and I hate you. *stalks out of room*"