"BRAMBLE: Sniff sniff! I can smell a cat under the bed! Sniff sniff! I shall sniff her out!
ME: Bramble, leave her alone. This won't end well, believe me!
B: No Mummy, the cat wants to be my friend. We shall play and cuddle
and be best friends forever! Come out cat! Sniff sniff! Wag wag! Sniff!
LIL: Yowl hiss spit!
B: *retreats at speed and cowers on bed* Mummy, the cat is scary and
mean. But we can still be BFFs. Come here cat! Sniff sniff ...
ME: *sigh*"
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